Posts Tagged as ‘snarky’

December 6, 2008

The Citrus Princess Part Two

The Citrus Princess

So the title was good enough for you?
 

 Once upon a time, there was a Princess. Original. Agrume was her name, and she was tall with rangy long limbs. That’s a disgusting name. Agrume was a young princess, only about twelve years old, with wavy brown hair and green eyes. No freckles though. She [...]

November 21, 2008

the citrus princess: chapter one

 The Citrus Princess
 

Oh, Christ.
     Once upon a time, there was a princess. A supremely boring girl who likely spent all her time being meek or kicking ass. It’s been done. What made her special, according to the royal histories, was that she smelled of oranges. Not something normal, like posies or soap, but oranges. And [...]